Mattress

What I Did.

My very expensive mattress arrived today. I haven't been so excited in years but as I looked longingly at it on my bed, thinking of my night ahead, sheets in hand, I realised that for such a glamorous mattress, it wouldn't be seen dead in last years sheets, actually sheets circa 1996. I decided she needed some new ones that would flatter her ( for my mattress is a 'she'... Something with those curves and padding has to be a 'she') and make her feel special. After lying on her for twenty minutes, I felt she only deserved the best. Egyptian cotton with a very high thread count. What I didn't realise, which is becoming a habit of mine, is that those kind of sheets cost a fortune.

I am sitting in a cafe, yards away from the bed department in shock. I had to come and have a cup of tea and check my bank balance before I went any further!

A few minutes later...

Well, I have decided that my beautiful mattress only deserves the best and she will be wearing vintage! It's so 2012.